Sausages are the best.

I saw this very interesting thing couple days ago on my friend’s facebook,
so I decided to share it with my fellow blog readers.
It says,

“20 REASONS WHY A SAUSAGE IS BETTER THAN A MAN“

1.   You don’t have to please a sausage all night long.
2.   Sausage stains wash out.
3.   A frigid sausage is also a good sausage.
4.   Your sausage will always wait for you in the car while you go shopping.
5.   When your sausage goes cold, you can always warm it up.
6.   A sausage is alway hard.
7.   A sausage never get jealous when you put another sausage in your mouth.
8.   Sausage don’t smell like stale pork.
9.   Sausage skin comes off without a fight.
10.  If you have a headache, you don’t have to please a sausage.
11.  You can have 2 sausages at one time.
12.  A sausage won’t get upset if you come home with another sausage.
13.  A sausage slips in your mouth easily
14.  Sausage size doesn’t count.
15.  You can share sausages with friends.
16.  You always know if you’re the first one to taste a sausage.
17.  A sausage can last all night long.
18.  Sausages are not chauvinist pigs.
19.  You can have a sausage in public.
20.  Sausages don’t care who comes first.

INTERESTING.